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This is on VH1 right now. I still remember laughing until I was crying at this when I was in college, and it is still just as funny and scary today as it was then.
YES!!!! That was one of the best nights at our house. hahahaha
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- Elizabeth: Just so you know, I went to Lollapalooza in 1994. I went to see Sinéad O'Connor, but she cancelled last minute because she was pregnant.
- Me: Ugh, so rude.
- Elizabeth: I know.
- Me: I was 9 in 1994.
- Elizabeth: I hate you.
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“ I’m excited about that babe…AND her mom. ”
— Harbor
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- Me: Yeah, don't worry, Grandma. I still don't have any tattoos.
- Gma: Well, if you get one, just don't get any black ones on your arms.
- Me: Hah...ok. Why?
- Gma: They're just so ugly!!
- Me: Ok, I promise. No black tattoos on my arms.
- Gma: Good. They're forever, you know? I saw this show about someone taking them off with cheese graters.
- Me: WHAT?!! What kind of show were you watching???
- Gma: Well, it was Law & Order...and it was a pimp...and his, uh... (whispers) hoes.
- Me: Haha How does that work?
- Gma: Apparently, (whispers, again) hoes get tattoos that brand them to their pimps. And if they leave, they get the cheese grater.
- Me: Wow that sounds awful.
- Gma: Yeah, so think about that next time you want a tattoo.
- Me: Well, I really don't plan on being a "ho" anytime soon, but thanks for the warning, Grandma
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So I’m in Florida til next Saturday! I couldn’t write about the trip until I got here because I was surprising my dad and he reads my blog. haha So yeah, I’m in Florida…so…
…that’s it?
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- My boss (on the front desk computer): Ummm....who googled "How to tape boobs up?"
- Me: ...
- My boss: Oh my god.
- Me: Listen! I had a dress that I couldn't wear a...
- My boss (interupting me): Whoaaaa. No...don't finish that sentence.
- Me: ...blerg.

