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Let’s recap the last 24 hours.
-I work at a cute little boutique now, and I was spraying myself all day with what I thought was perfume, until a coworker pointed out it was room spray.
-Was filling a sink at Floyd’s with water, walked away, and the hose somehow got out of the sink and almost soaked a client sitting in the next chair. I ran through it and got completely drenched trying to turn it off.
-Got to school and was trying to put my sweater on in my chair and hit the girl next to me in the head.
I need to pull myself together.
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“ You fart a lot in your sleep. ”
— Mom
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I wanna be her when I grow up.
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This is for Stephanie.
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“ You know you’re a fatty when BBQ is the highlight of your day. ”
— Mandie
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“ Oh, really? He says he’s a model? Huh…he must model shoes. Or watches. ”
— Andrew
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“ Two disgusting things: One. Rod Stewart is having a baby. Two. Russell Brand and Katy Perry. ”
— Alex (after just reading an OK! Magazine)
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“ So then he asked me to cuddle, and I’m like, ‘Are you crazy? McDonald’s opens in ten minutes.’ ”
— Charlie
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- Addie: Yeah, I can pick you up if you want. Although I'm on E again.
- Stephanie: Wait...ecstasy??
- Addie: Um, no...my gas tank is empty...on E. Wow.
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“ Steph, you need to drop these zeros and get with a hero…and, no, I don’t mean gyro like the sandwich. ”
— Sean
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