CHAT
- Me: Yeah, don't worry, Grandma. I still don't have any tattoos.
- Gma: Well, if you get one, just don't get any black ones on your arms.
- Me: Hah...ok. Why?
- Gma: They're just so ugly!!
- Me: Ok, I promise. No black tattoos on my arms.
- Gma: Good. They're forever, you know? I saw this show about someone taking them off with cheese graters.
- Me: WHAT?!! What kind of show were you watching???
- Gma: Well, it was Law & Order...and it was a pimp...and his, uh... (whispers) hoes.
- Me: Haha How does that work?
- Gma: Apparently, (whispers, again) hoes get tattoos that brand them to their pimps. And if they leave, they get the cheese grater.
- Me: Wow that sounds awful.
- Gma: Yeah, so think about that next time you want a tattoo.
- Me: Well, I really don't plan on being a "ho" anytime soon, but thanks for the warning, Grandma
