CHAT
It kept going
- Me: Oh man, did you hear about this Gothic cruise?
- Lance: Uhh what
- Me: Yeah, it's real life. It's a gothic cruise. It's exactly what it sounds like. I wonder if the ship is a pirate ship.
- Lance: Do you think they dye the pool red?
- Lance: "Oh hey...I gotta go back to my room to re-apply my eyeliner. I'll meet you down at the hot tub in 20"
- Me: I bet the cast of Twilight goes
- Lance: They're all gonna get sunburnt!
- Me: "My cape keeps getting in the way of my shuffleboard skills"
