Hilarious
So the other night I was at a Cubs game with a couple friends. There was a dude in front of us who was eating a chicken sandwich. At one point, while holding the sandwich, he leaned in to talk to another one of his friends, thus putting this said sandwich out of his view, and into mine.
“Steph…I dare you to take a bite of it,” says Natalie.
I literally almost had the sandwich in my mouth when, suddenly, the Cubs score. Dude jumps to his feet, hitting me in the face with his chicken sandwich. He turns around, surprised to have hit something. I’m sitting there, avoiding eye contact. He then offers me the sandwich, to which I decline and act like I don’t know what he’s talking about. Oh, but my friend Ryan took him up on the offer and ate the rest.
